SO NOW AHS IS MAKING US WAIT TIL JANUARY 8TH, WHAT THE FUCK
I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists
Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started
He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life
It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo
you’re a burglar now
don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save
I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
The fact that it’s seen as normal for people to spend their lives doing jobs that leave them unfulfilled in order to keep a roof over their head is a serious problem.
I need a hug.
I kind of just want to scream, I’m so tired of having my emotions fucked with.